Dear Motivation,
I am sorry if I hurt your feelings. I know the last few times you came around I didn't spend much time with you and you probably felt ignored. It's just that the internet has SO MUCH stuff to look at, it's very distracting. Plus there is the kids, asking for my help to clear the next Mario level, or wanting to go play at the park. I'm sorry but they're way more fun than you.
There are lots of the great things we can do next time you come over. Please stop by again soon, and I promise things will be different. We'll do tons of stuff together, just like old times - as long as that beatch Procrastination doesn't come with you.
Love,
Me.
